Early Morning Woes

I'm sorry, I don't care if I get up at 6am or 3pm, I don't want to talk to anyone until I have had the following:

* One cup of tea, preferably 2

* One Menthol cigarette

* Time enough to brush teeth, check my million email accounts and take out the girls.

Before that... LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! I'm crabby, tired, and don't have enough sense yet to not kill you.