My Super Powers

If I were a super hero, my power would be my sense of smell (well that, and my freakishly strong toes). But alas, I am not a super hero and in the real world, my seriously acute olfactory sensors are nothing but a nuisance. I smell odors no one else smells, from extreme distances, leading others to think I am either crazy or having a stroke.

In case you are thinking of a new career as a super villian, my weaknesses are stealing diner forks, fabric softener and fuzzy slippers.