A Conversation

You need to get a grip.

Yeah, thanks. Where exactly do I get one?

It's just an expression.

It's a shitty expression if you ask me.

Well, I didn't.

Then maybe you should keep your mouth shut.

Why are you so hostile?

Because of people like you.

People like me?

Yes.

What did I ever do to you?

You exist.

No, you exist. I think maybe that's the problem.

Yeah, well, life isn't fair.

No, it isn't.

At least we can agree on something.

Fuck you, I wasn't agreeing with you.

Now you are just being difficult.

'I learned it from watching you dad! I learned it from watching you!'

Haha. Very funny.

Do you remember that commercial? Ah, the irony.

You are trying to change the subject.

What subject were we on?

I think we were talking about you.

No, I think we were talking about you.

Obviously.

I'm hungry.

Me too.

Let's go make some soup.